We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”
Working with a hangover. Bad idea….
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE
pbbbfft, science. yeah right
let me try.
pretty sure it’s not going to-
what the fUCK
that can’t be right. let me just
WHY;W STHIS THIS
jeSUS fUCKIGN CHIR;ST
2000 times hotter you say?
well i mean i guess if its scientifically proven
"jacket made from 100% pl-"